Turnip Leaks

Another round of leaks posted by an anonymous Reddit user caused an uproar in the Super Smash Bros. community. The leaks come two weeks after […]

The reveals aren’t done yet. Speculators have been theorizing for months on the mystery of the hidden mode on the SSBU menu screen. This past […]

Yet another Nintendo Direct has come and gone with no word on the mystical and enigmatic sequel to 2001’s Super Smash Brothers Melee. Instead, Nintendo […]

One of Melee’s longest-standing jokes might be meeting its dire end. A source claims that the truth behind Bobby “Scar” Scarnewman’s “5th at Genesis” joke […]

An enthusiastic smasher made hip-hop artist Drake blush earlier this week, as 19-year-old Finn “Dupv1ce” Reedtz mistook the world-renowned rapper for professional Melee player Jeffrey […]

A local mother in Pawtucket, Rhode Island found her son’s secret Fox vs. Jigglypuff videos stored on a hard drive under his bed this Saturday. […]

Controversy over ChuDat and S2Js Melee It On Me Top 100 rankings leave many wondering what is more important: consistency or peaks? The Turnip has […]

William “Leffen” Hjelte was reported holding tournament organizer of Shine 2017 MattDotZeb at gunpoint behind the local Steak n’ Shake this previous Sunday, demanding that […]

At Autumn Oaks Nursing Home, a Samus player by the name of Walter Robertson was found in his room, skipping Bingo night. The man, typically […]