Marth Main Discovers Five New Buttons on the GameCube controller
MEMPHIS — After competing competitively in Super Smash Bros. Melee for over two years, Marth main Chris “SunKo” Dejong discovered a new way to step […]
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State-of-the-art Modded Gamecube Controller Features Clear Shell, Rubber Hand Grips, MadCatz Logo
JULY 6 – Famed GameCube controller modder Noah “n3zModGod” Valdez released a new state-of-the-art modded controller that features a clear shell, rubber hand grips, and […]
New Algorithm to Dynamically Reseed Brackets Based on Twitter Data
Community intellectual Kadano has just announced that he has developed an algorithm to rapidly reseed brackets based on Twitter data. This system will use deep […]
Future of the B0XX accurately predicted; is worse than expected
Over a year ago, the Turnip posted an article predicting the Smashbox would be legalized based off a 40 page mandate. Earlier this week, Aziz […]
Tafokints plans to launch a car-sized GameCube into space
Content creator, Cloud 9 coach, and statistics aficionado Daniel “TafoKints” Lee announced plans earlier this week to launch a car-sized Nintendo GameCube into space within […]
Y Button Launches Surprise Attack on X Button
X Button civilians on the border awoke to the sounds of heavy machine gun fire and artillery shots in the early morning this past Wednesday, […]
Gamecube Controller Announces it’s Taking a Break
After three years of consistent weekly play by Christian ‘SpunkT’ Latham, his silver Nintendo Gamecube controller has announced it will be taking a break from […]