UN Report finds Mango Nation leads the world in Liver Disease
FRIDAY — In a stunning report released by the World Health Organization, a team of international aid workers, doctors, and statisticians have found that the […]
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Weird Sweater that Leffen wore at Apex 2015 Goes on Display at the Smithsonian
This article was written by a contributor, Zackberries. NOV 1 2019 – Earlier this week The Smithsonian National Museum of American History unveiled a new […]
Local Depressed Smasher Wishes He Could Literally Just Play Smash For The Rest Of His Waking Life
Over the weekend, a local Smasher, who describes himself as having an “existential dread as powerful as a thousand burning suns”, was reported as wishing […]
Duck Hunt Euthanized After Biting Child
Kyoto, Japan – Nintendo has announced today that the character Duck Hunt from the popular Super Smash Brothers series, has been put to sleep after […]
Hungrybox Glad Everyone’s Focusing On Salem For A Bit
ONTARIO – Hungrybox is taking some well deserved time off from being the most hated man in Smash as the community shifts the focus of […]
Nintendo Unveils For Glory Ness Containment Servers
REDMOND, WASHINGTON – Nintendo has announced today that in an effort to improve players’ online experience, they are implementing new servers made specifically for Ness […]
Top 8 of National Happening When You’re Most Busy
Annoying things that you’re expected to do for some reason, or ‘responsibilities’, have once again prevented you from watching yet another Top 8 of a […]
Hungrybox Doesn’t Understand Why Mang0 Hasn’t Responded to His Linkedin Request
In an exclusive interview with The Turnip, Hungrybox, the top ranked melee player in the world, revealed that he added Mango on Linkedin “Like two […]
Incineroar to be Patched out of Ultimate After Testing Positive for Performance-Enhancing Drugs
Masahiro Sakurai shocked the Smash community at Wednesday’s Nintendo Direct by announcing that Incineroar will be patched out of Super Smash Bros Ultimate after failing […]
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