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UN Report finds Mango Nation leads the world in Liver Disease

November 22, 2019 0

FRIDAY — In a stunning report released by the World Health Organization, a team of international aid workers, doctors, and statisticians have found that the […]

Weird Sweater that Leffen wore at Apex 2015 Goes on Display at the Smithsonian

November 1, 2019 0

This article was written by a contributor, Zackberries. NOV 1 2019 – Earlier this week The Smithsonian National Museum of American History unveiled a new […]

Local Depressed Smasher Wishes He Could Literally Just Play Smash For The Rest Of His Waking Life

October 18, 2019 0

Over the weekend, a local Smasher, who describes himself as having an “existential dread as powerful as a thousand burning suns”, was reported as wishing […]

Duck Hunt Euthanized After Biting Child

October 11, 2019 1

Kyoto, Japan – Nintendo has announced today that the character Duck Hunt from the popular Super Smash Brothers series, has been put to sleep after […]

Hungrybox Glad Everyone’s Focusing On Salem For A Bit

September 24, 2019 7

ONTARIO – Hungrybox is taking some well deserved time off from being the most hated man in Smash as the community shifts the focus of […]

Nintendo Unveils For Glory Ness Containment Servers

July 6, 2019 1

REDMOND, WASHINGTON – Nintendo has announced today that in an effort to improve players’ online experience, they are implementing new servers made specifically for Ness […]

Top 8 of National Happening When You’re Most Busy

March 29, 2019 0

Annoying things that you’re expected to do for some reason, or ‘responsibilities’, have once again prevented you from watching yet another Top 8 of a […]

Hungrybox Doesn’t Understand Why Mang0 Hasn’t Responded to His Linkedin Request

March 22, 2019 0

In an exclusive interview with The Turnip, Hungrybox, the top ranked melee player in the world, revealed that he added Mango on Linkedin “Like two […]

Incineroar to be Patched out of Ultimate After Testing Positive for Performance-Enhancing Drugs

February 15, 2019 4

Masahiro Sakurai shocked the Smash community at Wednesday’s Nintendo Direct by announcing that Incineroar will be patched out of Super Smash Bros Ultimate after failing […]