Emperor Penguin Calls Out Leffen, Says Statements About Antarctica are “Unfounded”
The most respected Antarctic TO made a statement this Sunday regarding TSM Leffen’s twitter comments. The statement comes in after Leffen went on a long […]
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Smasher Doesn’t Think Newcomer PPMD will have Notable Placings
In a stream with Daniel “Tafokints” Lee this past Thursday, a new smasher named Kevin Nanney announced that he’ll begin playing Melee competitively sometime in […]
Top Melee Player Seen Destroying Everything After Son Asks to Play Ultimate
Top Melee player Joseph “Mang0” Marquez was seen last night in Norwalk, CA destroying everything in his path after dropping from 9600 to 9400 subscribers […]
Mang0 Jr Earns Summit Spot After Clinching Set Against Sfat
History was made at a recent Super Smash Bros. Melee tournament. In a nail-biting set at The Mang0: Homecoming, Mang0’s son Joseph defeated Zac “Sfat” […]
HugS Plans a Totally-Not-Revenge Roast of the Community
Rumors are circulating around the Smash Bros community that Hugo “HugS” Gonzalez has begun planning a roast of the community. This has come in the […]
Blendtec Vows to Replace Armada as the Number One Peach
Change is coming to the Super Smash Brothers Melee community. Amidst a bombshell retirement announcement this past Tuesday from the best-of-all-time Peach player Adam “Armada” […]
Wizzrobe Sponsored by a Twenty Dollar Bill He Found on the Street
This article was written by a contributor, Peter Casciato. FLORIDA — Since Cognitive Gaming disbanded in 2016, Melee’s wunderkind Captain Falcon main Justin “Wizzrobe” Hallett […]
Minor Annoyances of Everyday Life Rumored to be Caused by Hungrybox
Several members of the /r/SmashBros community have come forward claiming that many small irritable moments in their lives are caused by Juan “Hungrybox” Debiedma. The […]
Netplayer Just KNOWS He’d Play Better in Person
COLUMBUS, OH — 19-year-old Captain Falcon main Jacob “Pmip” Winneche boldly told his friends earlier this week that he is in-fact better than his silver […]
Blind Pro Player Manages to Place Top 4 at Smash Major
In an incredible feat of skill and tenacity, a miracle has occurred at Melee’s most recent major, Smash Summit 6. Professional Jigglypuff player Juan “Hungrybox” […]