Smasher Harvests Own Kidney On Stream for Summit Votes
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, USA — Smasher Garrett “Simplicitus” Paza is making waves after pulling off what is possibly the most ambitious and stupid Summit […]
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Hungrybox Doesn’t Understand Why Mang0 Hasn’t Responded to His Linkedin Request
In an exclusive interview with The Turnip, Hungrybox, the top ranked melee player in the world, revealed that he added Mango on Linkedin “Like two […]
Mango Washed After Taking Shower
Norwalk Ca. In shocking news The Turnip can confirm that as of 9:28 Pacific time, Mango is officially washed. Fans began to suspect that Mango […]
Leffen Mercilessly Ridicules Stream Viewers Before Asking Them to Sub With Twitch Prime
TSM Leffen, who once won EVO for some game called Melee, is infamous for his abrasive personality- having once, for example, “brutally smashed a TO’s […]
Emperor Penguin Calls Out Leffen, Says Statements About Antarctica are “Unfounded”
The most respected Antarctic TO made a statement this Sunday regarding TSM Leffen’s twitter comments. The statement comes in after Leffen went on a long […]
Smasher Doesn’t Think Newcomer PPMD will have Notable Placings
In a stream with Daniel “Tafokints” Lee this past Thursday, a new smasher named Kevin Nanney announced that he’ll begin playing Melee competitively sometime in […]
Top Melee Player Seen Destroying Everything After Son Asks to Play Ultimate
Top Melee player Joseph “Mang0” Marquez was seen last night in Norwalk, CA destroying everything in his path after dropping from 9600 to 9400 subscribers […]
Mang0 Jr Earns Summit Spot After Clinching Set Against Sfat
History was made at a recent Super Smash Bros. Melee tournament. In a nail-biting set at The Mang0: Homecoming, Mang0’s son Joseph defeated Zac “Sfat” […]
HugS Plans a Totally-Not-Revenge Roast of the Community
Rumors are circulating around the Smash Bros community that Hugo “HugS” Gonzalez has begun planning a roast of the community. This has come in the […]