Ice Climbers Announce Split to Focus on Solo Projects
This article was written by a contributor, Zackberries. ICICLE MOUNTAIN – In a joint public statement, Nana and Popo, the duo known worldwide as the […]
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UN Report finds Mango Nation leads the world in Liver Disease
FRIDAY — In a stunning report released by the World Health Organization, a team of international aid workers, doctors, and statisticians have found that the […]
Deranged Hungrybox Won’t Stop Edgeguarding Kids at the Playground
ORLANDO, FLORIDA – Number one ranked pro Smash player Juan “Hungrybox” DeBiedma has taken over the swingset of a local playground, and has been violently […]
Weird Sweater that Leffen wore at Apex 2015 Goes on Display at the Smithsonian
This article was written by a contributor, Zackberries. NOV 1 2019 – Earlier this week The Smithsonian National Museum of American History unveiled a new […]
Local Depressed Smasher Wishes He Could Literally Just Play Smash For The Rest Of His Waking Life
Over the weekend, a local Smasher, who describes himself as having an “existential dread as powerful as a thousand burning suns”, was reported as wishing […]
Duck Hunt Euthanized After Biting Child
Kyoto, Japan – Nintendo has announced today that the character Duck Hunt from the popular Super Smash Brothers series, has been put to sleep after […]
Smasher Harvests Own Kidney On Stream for Summit Votes
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, USA — Smasher Garrett “Simplicitus” Paza is making waves after pulling off what is possibly the most ambitious and stupid Summit […]
Hungrybox Glad Everyone’s Focusing On Salem For A Bit
ONTARIO – Hungrybox is taking some well deserved time off from being the most hated man in Smash as the community shifts the focus of […]
Leffen Begins Experimenting With More Optimized Post-Loss Tweeting
BOSTON — After placing 5-6th at Shine 2019, William “Leffen” Hjelte announced in a post-tournament interview that he will begin experimenting with more optimal post-loss […]
Nintendo Unveils For Glory Ness Containment Servers
REDMOND, WASHINGTON – Nintendo has announced today that in an effort to improve players’ online experience, they are implementing new servers made specifically for Ness […]