Peter Casciato

Deranged Hungrybox Won’t Stop Edgeguarding Kids at the Playground

November 15, 2019 Peter Casciato 0

ORLANDO, FLORIDA – Number one ranked pro Smash player Juan “Hungrybox” DeBiedma has taken over the swingset of a local playground, and has been violently […]

Duck Hunt Euthanized After Biting Child

October 11, 2019 Peter Casciato 1

Kyoto, Japan – Nintendo has announced today that the character Duck Hunt from the popular Super Smash Brothers series, has been put to sleep after […]

Hungrybox Glad Everyone’s Focusing On Salem For A Bit

September 24, 2019 Peter Casciato 7

ONTARIO – Hungrybox is taking some well deserved time off from being the most hated man in Smash as the community shifts the focus of […]

Nintendo Unveils For Glory Ness Containment Servers

July 6, 2019 Peter Casciato 1

REDMOND, WASHINGTON – Nintendo has announced today that in an effort to improve players’ online experience, they are implementing new servers made specifically for Ness […]

Light May Say He’s 19, But this Photo From the 1840’s Says Otherwise.

April 9, 2019 Peter Casciato 0

Hungrybox Doesn’t Understand Why Mang0 Hasn’t Responded to His Linkedin Request

March 22, 2019 Peter Casciato 0

In an exclusive interview with The Turnip, Hungrybox, the top ranked melee player in the world, revealed that he added Mango on Linkedin “Like two […]

Mango Washed After Taking Shower

March 8, 2019 Peter Casciato 3

Norwalk Ca. In shocking news The Turnip can confirm that as of 9:28 Pacific time, Mango is officially washed. Fans began to suspect that Mango […]

Incineroar to be Patched out of Ultimate After Testing Positive for Performance-Enhancing Drugs

February 15, 2019 Peter Casciato 4

Masahiro Sakurai shocked the Smash community at Wednesday’s Nintendo Direct by announcing that Incineroar will be patched out of Super Smash Bros Ultimate after failing […]

Sakurai Admits He Has No Idea How Ness Keeps Getting Into His Games

January 18, 2019 Peter Casciato 24

KYOTO – In a stunning press conference late Thursday night, Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the popular Super Smash Brothers series, admitted that he has no idea […]