Peter Casciato

Light May Say He’s 19, But this Photo From the 1840’s Says Otherwise.

April 9, 2019 Peter Casciato 0

Hungrybox Doesn’t Understand Why Mang0 Hasn’t Responded to His Linkedin Request

March 22, 2019 Peter Casciato 0

In an exclusive interview with The Turnip, Hungrybox, the top ranked melee player in the world, revealed that he added Mango on Linkedin “Like two […]

Mango Washed After Taking Shower

March 8, 2019 Peter Casciato 3

Norwalk Ca. In shocking news The Turnip can confirm that as of 9:28 Pacific time, Mango is officially washed. Fans began to suspect that Mango […]

Incineroar to be Patched out of Ultimate After Testing Positive for Performance-Enhancing Drugs

February 15, 2019 Peter Casciato 4

Masahiro Sakurai shocked the Smash community at Wednesday’s Nintendo Direct by announcing that Incineroar will be patched out of Super Smash Bros Ultimate after failing […]

Sakurai Admits He Has No Idea How Ness Keeps Getting Into His Games

January 18, 2019 Peter Casciato 23

KYOTO – In a stunning press conference late Thursday night, Masahiro Sakurai, creator of the popular Super Smash Brothers series, admitted that he has no idea […]