Leffen Begins Experimenting With More Optimized Post-Loss Tweeting
BOSTON — After placing 5-6th at Shine 2019, William “Leffen” Hjelte announced in a post-tournament interview that he will begin experimenting with more optimal post-loss […]
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Police Called after Summit Mafia Turns Violent
CALIFORNIA — A horrific scene developed late last night at the BeyondTheSummit streaming house during the customary after-bracket games of mafia. Allegedly misunderstanding the rules […]
Amazing! This Random Twitch User has Figured Out Exactly How Mango can Step Up His Game
It’s rare for The Turnip to cover true, intellectual material; but every so often a stroke of pure genius shines a purging light on our […]
“Why doesn’t he just clone himself like me?” Mew2King on Leffen’s Genesis Scheduling Dilemma
OAKLAND — The organizers for the Genesis tournament series are once again under scrutiny, but this time it has nothing to do with subzero aquatic […]
Smasher Doesn’t Think Newcomer PPMD will have Notable Placings
In a stream with Daniel “Tafokints” Lee this past Thursday, a new smasher named Kevin Nanney announced that he’ll begin playing Melee competitively sometime in […]
Next Wave of Ultimate DLC Leaks Reveal More Nintendo Favorites
Another round of leaks posted by an anonymous Reddit user caused an uproar in the Super Smash Bros. community. The leaks come two weeks after […]
Remembering Melee
Check out the changes that are coming to The Turnip in the next few weeks! Super Smash Brothers Melee, age 17, formerly of NTSC and […]
Changes are Coming to The Turnip
Satire for the Whole Smash Community By now you can tell The Turnip didn’t manage to hold off the release of Ultimate, and so goes […]
The Turnip to Hold the Line for Melee Content on Twitter and Reddit
After a year-long onslaught of posts on Twitter and Reddit hyping the upcoming release of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, one website stands as a guardian […]
Marth Main Discovers Five New Buttons on the GameCube controller
MEMPHIS — After competing competitively in Super Smash Bros. Melee for over two years, Marth main Chris “SunKo” Dejong discovered a new way to step […]