
Leffen Begins Experimenting With More Optimized Post-Loss Tweeting
BOSTON — After placing 5-6th at Shine 2019, William “Leffen” Hjelte announced in a post-tournament interview that he will begin experimenting with more optimal post-loss […]
BOSTON — After placing 5-6th at Shine 2019, William “Leffen” Hjelte announced in a post-tournament interview that he will begin experimenting with more optimal post-loss […]
CALIFORNIA — A horrific scene developed late last night at the BeyondTheSummit streaming house during the customary after-bracket games of mafia. Allegedly misunderstanding the rules […]
It’s rare for The Turnip to cover true, intellectual material; but every so often a stroke of pure genius shines a purging light on our […]
OAKLAND — The organizers for the Genesis tournament series are once again under scrutiny, but this time it has nothing to do with subzero aquatic […]
In a stream with Daniel “Tafokints” Lee this past Thursday, a new smasher named Kevin Nanney announced that he’ll begin playing Melee competitively sometime in […]
Another round of leaks posted by an anonymous Reddit user caused an uproar in the Super Smash Bros. community. The leaks come two weeks after […]
Check out the changes that are coming to The Turnip in the next few weeks! Super Smash Brothers Melee, age 17, formerly of NTSC and […]
Satire for the Whole Smash Community By now you can tell The Turnip didn’t manage to hold off the release of Ultimate, and so goes […]
After a year-long onslaught of posts on Twitter and Reddit hyping the upcoming release of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, one website stands as a guardian […]
MEMPHIS — After competing competitively in Super Smash Bros. Melee for over two years, Marth main Chris “SunKo” Dejong discovered a new way to step […]
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