
Emperor Penguin Calls Out Leffen, Says Statements About Antarctica are “Unfounded”
The most respected Antarctic TO made a statement this Sunday regarding TSM Leffen’s twitter comments. The statement comes in after Leffen went on a long […]
The most respected Antarctic TO made a statement this Sunday regarding TSM Leffen’s twitter comments. The statement comes in after Leffen went on a long […]
Top Melee player Joseph “Mang0” Marquez was seen last night in Norwalk, CA destroying everything in his path after dropping from 9600 to 9400 subscribers […]
Here at the Turnip, we care a lot about your success inside and outside of the game. To help you with the most difficult parts […]
Community intellectual Kadano has just announced that he has developed an algorithm to rapidly reseed brackets based on Twitter data. This system will use deep […]
A local mother in Pawtucket, Rhode Island found her son’s secret Fox vs. Jigglypuff videos stored on a hard drive under his bed this Saturday. […]
The number 1 player in the world, Juan “Hungrybox” Debiedma, has become terminally ill due to overexposure to the Fox matchup. Reddit analysts have been […]
A Westboro Baptist Church minister traveling to Genesis 5 to preach the good word of the bible found himself placing 7th after a close game […]
Controversy over ChuDat and S2Js Melee It On Me Top 100 rankings leave many wondering what is more important: consistency or peaks? The Turnip has […]
William “Leffen” Hjelte, with a grand finals reset over Adam “Armada” Lindgren, felt his H&M V-neck split down the seam as he raised a triumphant […]
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