New Rising Melee Players Could Forecast Yellowstone Eruption
CALIFORNIA — Melee It On Me scientists have made a gloomy statement this past Monday following the finals of the recent Shine 2018 tournament by […]
Month: August 2018
Local Marth Main Dismisses PG Zain as “Overrated” After Performing Two Consecutive Pivot Tippers in a Row
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Wizzrobe Sponsored by a Twenty Dollar Bill He Found on the Street
This article was written by a contributor, Peter Casciato. FLORIDA — Since Cognitive Gaming disbanded in 2016, Melee’s wunderkind Captain Falcon main Justin “Wizzrobe” Hallett […]
Minor Annoyances of Everyday Life Rumored to be Caused by Hungrybox
Several members of the /r/SmashBros community have come forward claiming that many small irritable moments in their lives are caused by Juan “Hungrybox” Debiedma. The […]
Mentally Deranged Mang0 Tackles Leffen to Ground at EVO Awards Ceremony
For the first time at an EVO tournament series, security was called in on a top player during the Melee awards ceremony. Joseph “Mang0” Marquez […]
